♥ Friday, May 26, 2006 7:48 PM

LOL !

Hey Hey !
Try rapping this :

i like what i do
i do what i like
Why are you petrified, move aside.
Cause when i'm inside, no-one will defy.
So, Step aside.
Cause i wanna Pang Sai.

Composed by Samuel Lau

♥ 2:30 PM

Working at expo.

Today work with Poh Har at Expo.
Sell drinks thr cum promoter.
HaHahHax.
Very tired loh.
We saw alot or auntie thr, which really buai pai seh one loh !
Keep taking our store free gift.
Take and take.
Got one auntie from mornig 11am take until night time still not enough.
She don noe take how many cans of drinks alreedy loh.
I think dou got 1 carton le loh.
HahHaha ..
She still tell her daughter to come take from us.
Her husband also.
HahHahax..
Than when her daughter come and take from us the flyers i say cannot,
cos she take alraedy,
than she say help her fren take,
than i say tell her fren come and see me,
than she say her friend wear black shirt one,
than i say OH i noe her, she short hair one right ?
Than she ask me how i noe her fren ?
Than i say Or cos i noe her lah !
She from morning keep taking our flyer until at night,
who don recongized her !
Wah tt girl very paisah loh,
quickly walk away..
HahHahax ..
Her whole family really BUAI PAISEH loh !
TAke and take.
HahHahax ..
Than after tt, at night, we give out flyers.
Alot of auntie come take again.
Some auntie even follow us !
Wah lau ! dame ridiculous la !
Cause if get our flyer, you will get 1 can of free drinks.
So alot of auntie go crazy again !
HahHahax ..
Than i and Poh har stand at the entrance thr give flyers.
Poh har dame funny loh.
Keep like shouting FREE DRINKS FREE DRINKS like tt.
So loud.
Than i see her shout i also shout.
HAhHahax ..
Than if ppl don wan take than she keep saying
IS FREE LOH ! FREE LEH ! IS WORTH IT !
FREE ALSO DON WAN ! all tt kind of stuff.
Hahahahx ,, So funny.
Than at the entrance thr got a few guys also giving our flyers.
Also very funny.
Take our flyer to take the free drinks.
hahHaa ..
Than take liao ask why the drinks not nice one.
Than i say .. Already say is free liao, wat do u expect.
HahHahax ..
Than around 8 plus joel and ching hong came,
they brought Mac.
Cauase poh har told them we very hungry.
Than tt joel and ching hong very lame, keep disturbing us.
Laughing at us. -_-""
HahHahax ..
Than after work,
we took taxi home ..
Than YEAH reach home le !
So happy !
HaHahahah !

♥ Wednesday, May 24, 2006 3:17 PM

East Coast day !

HahHaha, just now Went east cost with shermane, veron,
hui ying, poh har, Jia xin, hui ying sister, joel and ching hong.
Quite fun lah, Also tiring loh. haHAhah.
We rented bicycles and rollerblade.
HahHaha..
And guess wat ?
We cycles all the way from East coast to Changi .
Which is quite a far distance.
So tired. =(
Than also sian, cause so tired next day still must work.
HahHahax.
Afterr tt, when we cycle back,
is already very late,
than two of the bicycles
cannot be return as the shop close liao.
Wah sian ! Cos joel ez link also cannot get back.
Than Joel and ching hong decided to go buy lock to lock up the bicycles outside the shop.
Next day than open the lock for tt uncle to return the bicycles.
Our bicycles rented fees total up is like so ex !
Total cost $38 !
WaH !! Like cheaT $$ like tt.
But don have lah, cos is we play too long already.
HAhHaHAhax ..
Than the bicycles shop Ah bang is like so Kao pei like tt.
He think we girls than scare him,
but we more kao pei than him loh !
HahHaha !
After a long day at east coast than we took taxi home.
We have to seperate the 9 of us.
Haix, also sian, cos wanted to drink the wine together but end up,
cos too late, need to go hm liao.
But it was a fun day after all !
HahHaha !
Byee. ! Byee !
Preparing for the next day ! =)

♥ Sunday, May 21, 2006 4:50 PM

Meaningful words

HahHaax..
Hi alL !
Found this thingy on a webbY again,
hahHAhaX ..
RathEr meaningfUl loH,
HahHahAx ...

It says .. :
To realize The value of a sister
Ask someone Who doesn't have one.

To realize The value of ten years
Ask a newly Divorced couple.

To realize The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize The value of one year:
Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.

To realize The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.

To realize The value of one month:
Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby.

To realize The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.

To realize The value of one minute:
Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realizeThe value of one-second:
Ask a person Who has survived an accident...

To realize The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics.

To realize the value of a friend:
Lose one ...


Remember !
Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special.

Do u all find it meaningfuL ?
I hope so ... !

Orkie ..
Byeee ... ('',)

♥ Saturday, May 20, 2006 10:14 PM

Guys are Weirdos !

Found this on a webby.
Decide to share ..
HahHahax..
I find ie quite truth ...
HahahHaha ..

The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him
If u do, he says u are CHEAP
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

Wah LAu Guys are SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
HahHhax..
LAme riGht this thinGy !
HAhHahax HAhahaHAx ..

Okie stop here ..
Byee... ('',)

♥ Friday, May 19, 2006 10:37 PM

NafA Day !

Today was nafa day, so no need go school so early,
onli need to go at 10am.
HahahHax ..
Shiok Siak ..
Meet Hui ying, Sher, Veron to mac to eat breakfast.
HahHaax .
We talk abt some lame topics,
abt wasting foods and cruelty ..
HahHaax ..
So lame loh !
huiy ying, veron and me was like agreeing on the same thingy,
but onli sher was not,
HahahAx ..
So we find it quite lame, and we keep talking abt it,
end up, cai found out we were not talking abt the same thing,
no wonder cannot comminicate ..
HahHaax ..

Aftter discussion,
jiu go take bus and go school for our NAFA !
HahHaax ..
Lucky i no need to take nafa,
cos got m.c ..
HahHaax ..
But ke lian still must go school.
HahHaax ..
During Nafa,
Jia Xin very funny,
Cassandra also ..
We keep laughing ...
HahHahax ..
Abit also laugh ..
HahHahax ..

Hmmm, than after nafa,
we went woodlands stadium there de gym !
Hahahax.
Exercise for a few hours ..
HahHaax ..
Quite fun ..
Can yi bian talk Yi bian exercise,
somemore healthy .. Can burn calories ..
HahHaax ..

Around 3.30pm like that went home,
cos veron need to go home,
so we all go together ..
HahHaax ..
Veron and i walked the same way home,
for hui ying and sher they went the other way home ..
While walking,
veron and i talked abt some stuff ..
HahHaax ..
I find that we quite kpo also ..
HahHaax ..
Talk abt somebody relationship which is none
of our monkey businesses.
HahHahax..

Than finally reach home.
So tired !
HahHaa ..
On computer and play awhile ..
HahHahax ..
I jus lie on my bed for awhile than fell asleep !
WTF !
Haven bath yet jiu let me fell alsleep !
Wah lau ! sian diao loh !
Haix ..

Than after waking up,
faster go bath ..
cause really very stinky and smelly ..
HahHahax..

After bath,
play com again,
HahahHax ..
sian now,
nobody at home,
so update my blog,
while waiting fo my marmie back ..
cause nothing to do ..
HAhHaHa ... =)

Orkie .. stop here ..
Marmie is back !
Going to have dinner with her now ...
BYeeee.... ! ('',)

♥ Thursday, May 18, 2006 9:13 AM

Cute !

Doreamon ! CutE rite ?
HahHaax ..




Do you think this look like Doreamon too ?
HahahaHax ..



Isn't it cute ?
HaaHaax .. =)

♥ 9:03 AM

Jokes

Discover 1 LAMEST joke of all and decied to share with all oF u ..
bUt ..
Is M18 ..
[ Parental Advisory]
[ Explicit Content . ]
Please do not see it if u are not above 18 years years old ..
Faster get out this blog ..
It may condemn yr young and inocent brain ..

Thanks For the Co-operation !
And sorry for any inconvenience ..



Joke :

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex toChu Beng's son, Aloysius >

>Aloy : Why is making love soenjoyable ?

>PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolablebecaws,
same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

>Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sexmore thanmen ?

>PCK : Of course woman lah !
Whenyou dig digyour nose, your nose feel better thanyour finger,right ?

>Aloy : Why do women hate it whenthey getraped ?

>PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along theload,
densomeone come over and dig your nose,you likeor not ?
Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

>Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex whenshe is having her menses?

>PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, youstill go anddig meh??
Siow ah ! Use your blain,use your blainnn ..........

>Aloy : Why is it most men don't likewearingcondoms when they are making love ?

>PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your noseah, youlike to wear glove and dig meh.


.. The End ..


The end of joke ..
HahaHax ..

Please do not treat me a pervert as am posting this kind of thingy ..
This is not R(a) ..
It jus some joke ..
U may say it dirty,
but this joke is just to make u happy ..
and jus to make u laugh ..

So ....
Pls do not Da qing xiao guai ba !
For some people, thinking am digusting posting this kind of thingy ..
HaaHaaxHax !


*I will post other jokes other time, if am happy ..*
HahHaaHax !


Byee .. Byee ..
Take care ! =)

♥ Tuesday, May 16, 2006 3:14 PM

SUCK !

SUCK S ! SUCK S !
EEEEKKk ! EEEEKK !!

♥ 3:14 AM

Out to cwp

Wake up early today ..
Around 9 plus ..
So happy !
No schooling today !
HaaHaax ..
Cause today and tommorrow will be Marking of examination paper day !
So no need go school ..
HahaaaHax .
SHIOK !
HaaHaax ..
Then in the afternoon went causeway point to meet
Siri and her sister to pass her VCDs..
HahaHaax ..
We were seating at Mos Burger outside the
lousy fountian there chit chatting and gossiping about people.
HaHaaHax ..
So nice talking to them.
Very long nv like tt talk liao ..
HaaHaax ..
After chat abt 30 to 45 mins,
than their friend come,
so together we went home ..
HaaHaax ...
During Dinner,
because my mum say shes having headache,
so i help her cook Macoroni soup loh,
but end up, Haahaax,
cook TOO much already ..
HaaHaax ..
So, end up quite alot of Macoroni wasted ..
hahaHaax ..
Then around 7.30pm in channel U,
got SUPERBAND !
WoW !!
HahHaax ..
J3 so cute !
Soul so shUai !
Qi nobE sO cooL !
Mi Lu Bin aka icE milO sO awasomE !
Wow !
HahahHaax ..
I don like got one group call Xia Ri Feng[Summer Breeze] !
So sucKs their singing !
eeEekk !
Somemore china Band !
Wah laU ! Ask then go back their 'Zhong hua ren ming gong he guo' la !
Come here for wat !
Their singin dame bad !
Still can go into so many rounds !
They already Hai 3 groups to be out le loh!
One is Jing Bao Yuan Tuan anD the other one is Jade ..
And now recently is LUCIFY !
This 3 group is much better than them loh !
Jus Because they have alot of CHINA supporter supporting
their lousy singin than they can go into next round ..
WTF loh !
So unfair siak !
Hope they can be kicked out of the next round ba ..
HahHaahax ..


ANTI-SUMMER BREEZE !!

♥ Monday, May 15, 2006 2:47 PM

Ghost show ..

HAhaha ...
Yesterday and today watch 2 ghost show ..
1 is House of Wax ..
1 is Final Destination 3..
The 2 show actually wanted to watch in cinma ..
But ke Xi is NC 16 ..
So mei ban fan cannot watch ..
HahHaa ..
We rented the HOuse of Wax in a shop ..
and bought the Final Destination 3 at malaysia ..
HAhahaha ..
I Watched both the show with my mummy ..
hahahaax ..
The show is nice ..
BUT Very ER XIN !
Can see blood flying out !
EeeeeK ! EeeeeeK !
So scary ..
Hahaha ..
No wonder is NC 16 in cinema ..
HAhahah ..
My mother and I was like screaming and
using the blanket to cover ourself ..
HahHaha ..
Don dare to see ..
HAhahaHA ..
But we still complete watching the show ..
HAhahAa ...
orksie stop here ..
wan to sleep alraedy ...
Byeeee ..

♥ Saturday, May 13, 2006 2:32 PM

Ikea

When Ikea jus now ..
HahHAha ..
The place was like so FULL with People ..
So squezze la ..
HahHaHa ..
Shop til half way my mum suddenly wanna eat,
so we put the things we wanted to buy into a corner first,
later than come back take ..
HahahHA ..
so when to the oppsite shopping centre to eat delifrance ..
HahHaHaa ..
Quite nice the food .. I eat Pasta ..
HAhHAhHa ..
And also the waiter thr weird weird one ..
HahahHAa ..
After eating when back to IKea to shop again!
HAhHaa ..
We bought quite alot of things ..
Around $122 like tt ..
HahHAha ..
The taxi stand thr were filled with people !
Everybody is like so rich taking taxi ..
So many people la !
HAHahHa ..
So have to wait again..
HahahAH ..
After quening for like half and hour,
finally our turn!
WOW !!
So happy ..
HAhaHaha ..
So took a taxi home and than go home pack things ..
HahahHaa ..
Orkie stop here ..
Byee ..

♥ Friday, May 05, 2006 12:00 PM

Happy Times

SiaN siAk tOdaY !!
WeathEr sO HoT,
SPOILT MY MOOD TOTALLY !

Today have my social studies exam ..
wah sian loh ..
hahahA ..
Scare will flung ..
HahahA ..
buT is orkie lah ovEr alREady ..
HahahaHA ..

After my exam went with miss uma and qi fang to file my file .
Miss uma dame geek luh, keep saying this and thr ..
Her tt stupid extra 20 marks for the file is super duper hard to get la ..
need to do so much thingy ..
hHAhaaHA ..

After doing all the files, qi fang, stella and I went to eat,
HahHAha ..
after tt, We went to library to talk to Mdm lee. Hahaha.
Cause is her 2nd last day today in school.
So qi fang and stella kinda sad luh ..
HAhaHAAh ..

THen aFter Tt,
wE wenT cauSeway point to buy thinGs,
I need to buy my BunnY foOd ..
HaHAhaHA ..
TheN Qi fanG saY shE waN to DrinK somethIng,
so we went To Coldd sTorage To buY thINgs.
haHaHAha ..
She bought some frozen fooD like Seaweed chicken and lassauge
for her auntie and herself to enjoy during the monday Holiday ..
HahHAha..

AfteR tt,
we went to the M1 shop inside the cold storage,
cause qi fang want to make something on her phone.
while waiting, before that i bought a tude of chocolate,
so while waiting, we wanted to open it up and eat,
but the chocolate cap is jus to hard to be open.
So, tt Qi fang ying ying try to open luh.
Than suddenly,
the chocolate came all flying out of the bottle !
So PAISEH anD funnY lah ! hahaHa ..
Everybody around were like looking at her weirdly and staring at her.
I and stella immediately went to a corner and laugh after the chcolate came out..
HahHaha ..
buT orkie laH,
after all nOt so paiseH lUh,
HahHAaHa ..
End uP, wE have to Pick thE chocOlate uP on tHe FlooR anD thRow iT aWay..
HahHAha ..
LIke cLeanEr Like tT ..
HahHaha ..

Hmmm, after tt,
we decied to be guai kiA,
So, we jus went straight home.
HahHaha ..